Timeless Truisms

How many of these do you find to be true?

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep
water.

Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very
exciting youth.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of
the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many
people a company can operate without.

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone
else looks?

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a
car.

There are no new sins...the old ones just get more publicity.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at
4AM. It could be a right number.

Think about this...No one ever says "It's only a game " when
their team is winning.

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag
his tail.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to
make them all yourself.

One of the quickest ways for a young man to fail in life is to
work so hard the boss will think he's after his job.

A backyard barbecue draws two things...flies and relatives.

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts
tomorrow.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any
sense at all.

Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

--from Blogdrive Insanity