He and She

Eight Words with two Meanings:

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female: Any part under a car’s hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out With this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n

Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female: The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes

He said: I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants don’t you?

He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That’s a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said: Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said: I would but you’re never there.

He said: Why did the man cross the road?
She said: He heard the chicken was a slut

He said: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
She said: They don’t have time

He said: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said: We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
She said: They already have boyfriends.

She said: What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said: A widow.

He said: Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

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