Kids say the darnest things

I love watching Danielle interact with other kids. She loves talking to kids and for some reason their moms. The first thing they notice is her vocabulary and how well she can carry a conversation. She asks them where their daddy is, or why their kid doesn't have socks on. It's very amusing to hear her converse with adults and it makes me very proud.

Mother: "Her vocabulary is amazing! What do you do?"
Me: I talk to her just like I'm talking to you."

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Me: "Danielle, I'd like you to finish the spinach ok. Their good for you".
Danielle: "Mom, am I going to turn green if I eat this?"

Danielle: "Where's the policeman?"
Me: "Their looking for the bad guys."
Danielle: "The policeman gets the bad guys(who she thinks are hiding in the trees) and kills them?

Me:"We need money to buy things like your toys and food. Do you know where we get money from?
Danielle: "Yeah! In daddy's pocket!"

Me: "Can you turn off the computer when you're not using it anymore?"
Danielle: "Mom I'm still doing my homework. I have to give this to my teacher."