Awesomely Wacky Celebrity Baby Names

"You know you're a star when your kid's name is Pirate."

Celebrities have it all. The fame, the money, multiple divorce settlements. So when you're born into such lavish lifestyle, what can you do...but succumb into the madness(although there are a few exceptions, of course). They want everything big, one-of-a-kind and gold/platinum plated. They also want it unique...baby names would be no exception. They'd think of the most uncommon yet craziest names. Names that would make you go..wtf? (Coz I sure did.)
Here's a few from VH1's Awesomely wacky celebrity baby names

SOME OF THE WACKIEST NAMES...

AUDIO SCIENCE
(who in the world would name their kid like a science experiment)
Parent: Actress Shannyn Sossamon

RUMER
(yes. as in rumor, meaning gossip)
Parents:Demi Moore & estranged husband Bruce Willis
Wacky Sibling names: Scout & Tellulah

BLANKET
(well, what do u expect from MJ...why am I not surprised)
Adoptive Parent: Michael Jackson
Wacky named sibling: Prince

BANJO
(not that too weird)
Parents: Actress Rachel Griffiths & husband Andrew Taylor

DENIM
(why not corduroy?)
Parents: Singer Toni Braxton & husband Keri Lewis
Wacky named sibling: Diezel (a denim brand name...what's with all the denim?)

DIXIE DOT
(kinda like a dog's name)
Parents: UK TV personality Anna Ryder Richardson & husband Colin MacDougall
Wacky named sibling: Bibi Belle

FIFI TRIXIBELL
(another dog's name)
Parents: Live Aid founder Bob Geldof & UK TV personality Paula Yates
Wacky named siblings: Pixie & Peaches Honeyblossom

GOD'ISS LOVE STONE
(he better grow up to be a minister/priest)
Parents: Rapper Lil' Mo & husband Al Stone
Wacky named sibling: Heaven

JERMAJESTY
(can you say...self-centered?)
Parents: Singer Jermaine Jackson & now ex-wife Alejandra

PHINNEUS & HAZEL
(i actually find it cute...gotta cuz named Hazel)
Parents: Actress Julia Roberts & Camera man husband Danny Moder

PILOT INSPEKTOR
(another WTF name! sounds more like an occupation)
Parents: Actor Jason Lee & girlfriend Beth Riesgraf

PIRATE
(*aaaargggghhh*)
Parents: Korn frontman Jonathan Davis & porn star wife Deven Davis

POPPY HONEY
(sana honey na lang)
Parents: TV Chef Jamie Oliver and wife Julie Oliver
Wacky named sibling: Daisy Boo

PUMA
(my fave brand....not a baby name though)
Parent: Singer Erykah Badu
Wacky named sibling: Seven

REBEL
(do they actually know the meaning of these names? check out his siblings' names)
Parents: Director Robert Rodriguez & wife Elizabeth Avellan
Wacky named siblings: Racer, Rocket, & Rogue

REIGN BEAU
(pronounced as RAINBOW...kinda cute huh...hehe)
Parents: Actor Ving Rhames & wife Deborah Reed
Wacky named sibling: Freedom

SAFFRON SAHARA
(sounds like a tourist spot)
Parents: Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon & wife Yasmin Parvaneh
Wacky named siblings: Amber Rose & Tallulah Pine