"You know you're a star when your kid's name is Pirate."
Celebrities have it all. The fame, the money, multiple divorce settlements. So when you're born into such lavish lifestyle, what can you do...but succumb into the madness(although there are a few exceptions, of course). They want everything big, one-of-a-kind and gold/platinum plated. They also want it unique...baby names would be no exception. They'd think of the most uncommon yet craziest names. Names that would make you go..wtf? (Coz I sure did.)
Here's a few from VH1's Awesomely wacky celebrity baby names
SOME OF THE WACKIEST NAMES...
AUDIO SCIENCE (who in the world would name their kid like a science experiment)
Parent: Actress Shannyn Sossamon
RUMER (yes. as in rumor, meaning gossip)
Parents:Demi Moore & estranged husband Bruce Willis
Wacky Sibling names: Scout & Tellulah
BLANKET (well, what do u expect from MJ...why am I not surprised)
Adoptive Parent: Michael Jackson
Wacky named sibling: Prince
BANJO (not that too weird)
Parents: Actress Rachel Griffiths & husband Andrew Taylor
DENIM (why not corduroy?)
Parents: Singer Toni Braxton & husband Keri Lewis
Wacky named sibling: Diezel (a denim brand name...what's with all the denim?)
DIXIE DOT (kinda like a dog's name)
Parents: UK TV personality Anna Ryder Richardson & husband Colin MacDougall
Wacky named sibling: Bibi Belle
FIFI TRIXIBELL
(another dog's name)
Parents: Live Aid founder Bob Geldof & UK TV personality Paula Yates
Wacky named siblings: Pixie & Peaches Honeyblossom
GOD'ISS LOVE STONE
(he better grow up to be a minister/priest)
Parents: Rapper Lil' Mo & husband Al Stone
Wacky named sibling: Heaven
JERMAJESTY
(can you say...self-centered?)
Parents: Singer Jermaine Jackson & now ex-wife Alejandra
PHINNEUS & HAZEL
(i actually find it cute...gotta cuz named Hazel)
Parents: Actress Julia Roberts & Camera man husband Danny Moder
PILOT INSPEKTOR
(another WTF name! sounds more like an occupation)
Parents: Actor Jason Lee & girlfriend Beth Riesgraf
PIRATE
(*aaaargggghhh*)
Parents: Korn frontman Jonathan Davis & porn star wife Deven Davis
POPPY HONEY
(sana honey na lang)
Parents: TV Chef Jamie Oliver and wife Julie Oliver
Wacky named sibling: Daisy Boo
PUMA
(my fave brand....not a baby name though)
Parent: Singer Erykah Badu
Wacky named sibling: Seven
REBEL
(do they actually know the meaning of these names? check out his siblings' names)
Parents: Director Robert Rodriguez & wife Elizabeth Avellan
Wacky named siblings: Racer, Rocket, & Rogue
REIGN BEAU
(pronounced as RAINBOW...kinda cute huh...hehe)
Parents: Actor Ving Rhames & wife Deborah Reed
Wacky named sibling: Freedom
SAFFRON SAHARA
(sounds like a tourist spot)
Parents: Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon & wife Yasmin Parvaneh
Wacky named siblings: Amber Rose & Tallulah Pine